Top 5 People We’re Sacrificing to the Volcano
5. Tom Hanks as Joe 4. Mayor of Glendale 3. Charlie Sheen, because his Tiger Blood appeases the Gods 2. The last virgin on the Island 1. Little Timmy (that well doesn’t look so bad now, does it?)
Another Shameless Corporate Sponsorship
Puny Earthlings: We are watching you. Turn from your evil ways, or perish. This message brought to you by the Planet of Gorgulon 7.
Hey Kids! Stuff Monsters Like Now Comes With 20% More Mutants!
SML Alert! Cookeville, TN: Still on the Axis of Good (which to us means “evil”)
Locals to Cookeville, TN, have found a way to ensure that their home doesn’t become the next Glendale. Kudos to the locals, and a fair warning to all vampires traveling nearby.
36. Monsters Like Two-for-One Movie Night
Shameless Corporate Advertisement
Stuff Monsters Like is brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board, sponsoring a Limbo Contest on the island every Tuesday at 7 pm. Limbo Night lost and found update: pink man-sized flip flops, cell phone charger, shrunken voodoo head, bamboo sun glasses. To reclaim your lost item, please…
33. Monsters Like that the Kardashian Sisters Taste Like Country Ham and Hairspray
Stuff Monsters Like Retraction
Last Tuesday, “Stuff Monsters Like” ran a blog piece by guest contributor Hogson Shivers. Regretfully, the piece contained erroneous information about our featured guest King Kong, referred to by Shivers as Mr. Kong. Shivers said Kong was originally from Skull Island. According to Kong’s publicist, the 50-foot simian was actually…
