Guest post by musician Ben Wilson There’s nothing better for a monster than to be able to set up shop in a small town that has no idea how to elect proper officials. Be it police force, zoning issues, or clueless politicians, you can literally get away with murder. Site precedence?…
Hello. Calm down. What? Outer Space Zombies have taken over the minds of everyone in town? Of course I believe you. Thanks for letting me know where you are and that you are safe. Now just stay there. I will be right over.
Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers misquoted computer scientist and mad inventor Chip Cosmos in his interview “A Man with a Plan: Cosmos’ Plot to Rule the Cosmos.” Regarding his current project of developing an army of sleeper agent kitchen appliances, Dr. Cosmos was quoted as saying, “The robot…
Feeding disruptive children to the restaurant’s pet monster is gruesome but necessary. There is a price for eating your Creme Brulee in peace.
Monsters and demons are creatures of ancient evil. Many have spent centuries possessing the bodies of person after person, while others have waited centuries to be resurrected or reincarnated. As ancient creatures, these evil spirits are not always hip on on the jive talk of youngsters these days. Many of…
See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.
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Monsters are smarter than humans. If this weren’t true, why would humans be so afraid of them? Monsters believe that terror is a game. They like to flaunt their intelligence by toying with their prey. Sometimes they leave behind little clues to see how long it takes humans to discover…
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