88. Monsters Like Antici…
83. Monsters Like Holy Water
It seems like a weird thing for monsters to like, we admit. But you pathetic mortals always seem to think it provides some great protection to you. And so you forgo carrying any real weapons because you have your precious holy water on your side. Truth is, holy water never…
80. Monsters Like Celebrating Special Occasions
Even after living several centuries, monsters never get tired of celebrating their milestones and achievements. Weddings, graduations, hostile national takeovers – every big day calls for balloons and a cake. Birthdays are especially important occasions. If you were regularly chased by 100 angry villagers with pitchforks and torches, you would…
Continuing Coverage – Cookie Monster Before Congress
Cookie Monster was called before Congress today in response to allegations that he is a “gateway monster.” The special interest group Moms and Dads Against Monster (MADAM) has called for all gateway monsters to be banned from family television. They maintain that gateway monsters, like the Cookie Monster and commercial…
Breaking News! – Cookie Monster Corrupts Kids?
Cookie Monster has been called to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding allegations that he is a “gateway monster.” Moms and Dads Against Monsters (MADAM) has accused Cookie Monster of encouraging young children to engage in a ghoulish lifestyle. MADAM maintains that exposure to the Cookie Monster at a young…
Asheville “Supers” on a Mission
Asheville has everything. So, it’s about time we finally get our very own superhero. His name is the Crimson Tie. But he’s not a Stan Lee creation. He is an anonymous local who crusades against bullies, crime, and hunger. You might see him and his fellow mates patrolling your street.…
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Monster Advice Column
Dear Advice Monster: I’m just a little pond monster. I want to make some friends, but everyone wants to play with the big lake monster up the road. What should I do? Signed, Wet and Whiny Dear Whiny: Have you tried starting your friendships by kidnapping people and pulling them…
