Monsters love getting dressed up and stealing someone’s date. When we do it up, we do it up right. So, this Valentines Day, why not show your loved ones how much you care about them by giving them a gift from your heart? Better yet, why not save your heart,…
UPDATE: “Scare Tactics” has been retitled as “Deadly Revisions,” and is now in post-production. According to a recent email from Gregory Blair, the film is looking amazing, and the only big difference we see is in the name, which surely better reflects the writer-turned-nut case plot line. We can’t wait…
No, Mom. I can’t talk right now. No. I’ll have to call you back later. Okay. Okay. Love you, too. Okay. I really have to go. Bye.
How come when Santa enters into your house in the middle of the night with a bag full of surprises, you leave him cookies? But when we enter your home in the middle of the night with surprises, you run and scream? Is it the hat? We can get a…
Sweet smells permeate from the kitchen during December, like meaty aroma of Holiday Stew. Gryla the giantess has emerged from her home in the Icelandic mountains and has worked hard collecting all her favorite ingredients from the countryside for her traditional Christmas meal. Her appetite is insatiable. So sit down…
“Absum Adustum Admonitio Adverto Abbatis Abundans Reconcilio Recuperatio” Yes. Yes. Keep reading. We’re so glad you went snooping around your recently-deceased grandfather’s old book collection. We’ve all been cramped up in the nether-world for nearly a millennium. Thanks so much for attempting to open the portal between our two worlds…
You’ve been driving all afternoon. You’re hungry. You’re tired. You just want to get out of the car. Thank the gods there’s a gas station conveniently located just up ahead! The strange gentleman at the desk seems a little creepy, but he’s probably harmless. And there’s no reason not to…
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