We don’t actually recommend this in the real world. Most of the time, if you love somebody, you love everything about them. But not monsters, especially Godzilla. His love interests must weigh like a bajillion pounds anyway. What do a few pounds extra even matter to a monster that is…
Do you know how many stoners get killed off in horror movies? They die all the time. Light up a joint and your clock is ticking. We think monsters can smell cannabinoids on them, just like sharks to blood. With all the new legal weed smokers in the country, this…
Are you getting my good side? Does it really matter when you wear a mask? We wish more reality TV shows would use this model: wiring television cameras into houses where horrendous crimes have taken place then forcing kids to spend the night with promises of fortune and public adulation.…
In space, no one can hear you scream. But they can damn sure hear you cry, isn’t that right, Bill Paxton? Who knew that space exploration would require such a large supply of Kleenex? Game over, man. Game over.
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