He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead…
Say “Cheese”. For decades, monsters have been falling over themselves to jump out, pop up, or cross paths with inebriated photographers. Monsters love appearing in photos. They’re divas. They’re Prima Donnas. Nothing makes a lake monster or a mammoth-footed hairy ape creature come running faster than pulling out a camera.…
Humanity’s first line of defense against roaming monsters is usually to shoot them. It doesn’t take these silly people long to realize that most monsters are immune to bullets. The second choice to save Glendale from monsters is to trap the beasts in an old, run-down, dried-out, wooden building and…
This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new article about an under-reported problem in the monster community. “Mad No More: One Scientist’s Journey to Redefine His Affliction as a Pre-Occupied Pathologically-Aggressive Who Seeks Valid and Provable Conclusions.”
The world has now settled on a few religions with whitewashed deities and spirits. Nobody seems to worship the antiquated creators anymore. And these gods are pissed. Several millennia ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without praising or invoking the name Amon-Ra. I mean, he was frickin’ everywhere. These angry gods,…
Hanging around the murky depths of the lagoon all day makes it hard for an eligible monster to meet chicks. When the opportunity presents itself, any swamp freak worth its gills should jump at the chance. Many girls who visit the lagoon just sit on the banks, maybe throw a…
Can you imagine a better sunny afternoon than one spent sitting by a pond on a picnic blanket with a friend and a basket of snacks? It’s peaceful, idyllic, and relaxing. Now imagine that beautiful picnic being interrupted by a mob of angry townspeople carrying torches, clubs, and all manner…
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