Monsters can’t just toil away all day in caves. They have reputations to mind. A quick Google search reveals where and when they were sighted last. Because if it’s on the internet, you know it’s true. Can you imagine what it would do to a monster’s fame and esteem if…
Why play fair when you are a werewolf? Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing. That ball isn’t going to dunk itself. Wolf-Dunk it! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in…
Hey there. It’s me. Yeah. The monster from the catacombs. What Up? Did I scare you? I hope so. Just taking a little break from hiding in the shadows. Thought I would come and see what the Stage manager has stashed in the fridge. Oooh! Sunny D! I guess you…
It’s hard times all over. Demonic entities are taking advantage of the slump. It’s a buyer’s market, and the Angels of Evil are scooping up all the souls they can handle. Desperation is in the air. People are trading their eternal souls for pennies on the dollar. In this economy,…
Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the…
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