Sometimes it’s hard for us monsters to talk lovely ladies into bearing our demon spawn. For millennia, we forced our way into their homes and their hearts, only to be driven out of town by angry stepfathers and townsfolk with pitchforks Then, only a few short centuries ago, we discovered…
Humans always place a priority on getting away from their evil captors. But sometimes the tables are turned, and it is us monsters trying to get away from menacing human mobs. Do you really think you can keep us captured? I’ve escaped the clutches of death and Hell, and you…
Oh No. Hide the Apple Pie. He’s heading for the baseball field. I was just eating my hamburger and fries, and now this. A giant monster attacking our English-Speaking Asian city by the sea. Oh, the humanity.
Ancient Hindu belief states that our soul, or Atman, will come back in some form following our deaths. The form our souls take is dependent upon acts during our lives. Some people who led beautiful lives may come back as butterflies. Other wicked people may come back as cockroaches. I…
It happens all the time. You just sat down to a nice spaghetti dinner with friends. There is conversation. There are drinks. There is laughter. And just before the dessert is served, the alien spawn in your stomach decides it’s time to be born. Way to kill the mood, alien…
Hey. Monsters were sharing a bed when TV was still black and white.
For thousands of years, making Witch’s Brew was a messy proposition. There used to be so much scrubbing of cauldrons afterward. The tongue of frog always stuck to the bottom of the bin. And you don’t want any of your old ingredients accidentally mixing with the new ones. That could…
Monsters enjoy complete control over humanity. But this doesn’t come easy. To successfully instruct the minions, every monster needs spiraling irises. When a human glances into a monster’s rotating pupils, it’s like staring into the chasm of selfless obedience. Check your morals and inhibitions at the door. You won’t be…
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