544. Monsters Like Learning about Geography
“This still says ‘Burma’! Time to update the globe in my hellish lair.”
543. Monsters Like Working for Really Competitive Wages
541. Monsters Like Ironically Enjoying Fine Literature
We read this right before an amputation. Get it?
540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window
Actually, that’s not life doing that. It’s us. You just can’t see us because we’re invisible. And angry that you’re here. This house is haunted. Surprise!
539. Monsters Like Country-Dependent Alternate Endings
Everyone knows that during the final epic battle of the 1962 “King Kong vs. Godzilla” movie, Kong wins. The giant monkey’s roar is clearly audible at the end of the film after both behemoths crash into the ocean. No Godzilla can be detected. Kong triumphed over that stupid radioactive lizard.…
538. Monsters Like Confirmation Bias
Confirmation bias is the ability in humans, once they want or believe in something, to ignore almost all contradictory information. For instance, when humans fall in love with a house on the market. Of course, a family of five were slain there, mysteriously, while they slept in their beds. And…
532. Monsters Like Self-Help
Being a monster is confusing. Who do you scare and who do you mutilate? Should you only do your monster business on Friday the 13th, or on Halloween? It’s hard to know the answers to these perplexing questions. That’s why monsters need guidance, some direction, that teaches you how to…
531. Monsters Like Being Sweet (Sometimes)
