“Come on, Mary. I’m sure someone in there will be able to help us call a taxi. What could go wrong?” Creepy cabin adapted from image from Collin Peterson Photography.
Did you think that open window would fool us? We can smell your fear leaking out from under the door jam. And now we’re down wind.
Hitchhiking is dangerous. You’re out alone, along an otherwise deserted highway. Tired, anxious to get to where you’re going. And suddenly you see someone. You exchange a few cursory words. A “hey, where are you headed?” followed by a “I’m heading in that direction, too.” Then suddenly you’re not alone…
Everyone likes putting together their Halloween costumes. Little kids dress up like their favorite Disney princesses and Marvel heroes. College girls try to find that delicate balance between skimpy and slutty. Grown-ups aim for humor, couples’ costumes, or just something creepy enough to frighten those pesky neighborhood kids from down…
For all your screaming-maiden-caterwauling-kidnapped-cheerleader-shrieking-damsel-and-squealing-virgin needs. Now available with extra sound dampeners for those pesky, extra-screechy model types. Special thanks to Raj for inspiring this post.
Monsters are showmen by nature. We like to look good for the camera, and we like to make a scene. More than anything, we like to know that our punchlines aren’t overlooked, but that they in fact get the right amount of attention, and make the proper impact on our…
You may beat them down. You may chop off their legs. But that won’t stop the living dead. They have all the time in the world. They’re coming for you.
You’re going to wish you had listened to your wife and bought the condo near the lake.
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