Do you have a problem with trespassers and vagrants always congregating on your lawn? Do you wish you could just make all of these ordinance-disobeying hooligans go away? Well now you can. Apparently, nothing keeps litter, the homeless, and neighborhood kids off your lawn like some good, old-fashioned, run of…
I’m not weird or anything. No, I’m not “into this.” I don’t get an erotic thrill by wearing these clothes. Sure there are other ways to get a picnic basket away from a little girl. But you don’t understand the logistics of these types of capers. You wouldn’t even grasp…
Because Fire Bad.
Microbiology made me who I am today.
A monster’s theory is this: If you’re going to make petty crime your passion, be the best damn petty criminal you can be.
I’ve always dreamed about spreading my awful word prose around the galaxy, and now my wishes can be fulfilled. I have answered the call from NASA to become an intergalactic poet. NASA is launching its MAVEN spacecraft to Mars in November, 2013. The probe will examine why the red planet…
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