268. Monsters Like Wearing People Masks
267. Monsters Like to be Intellectually Challenged
A monster’s mind can atrophy while hiding for years in caves and underground labyrinthes. We need a little brain stimulation every now and then.
Hellhounds Handbook: Romania Wins the “Making Death Fun” Prize
Say what you want to about Romanians. But they sure do have a sense of humor about dying. Well, at least they do in the tiny little burg of Sapanta. When its residents pass away, they are lampooned for all eternity. I think this is what you call adding insult…
264. Monsters Like Helping You Fall In Love
Actual quote from the OkCupid online dating site: Do my date and I have long-term potential? Ask your date (and yourself!)… Do you like horror movies? Sure, there are all the clichéd standbys. “What is your religion?” “What are your brand of politics?” But according to OkCupid, one of the…
Hellhounds Handbook: Being Dead in China Doesn’t Pay Like it Used To
Being a corpse in Beijing is hard work. Call me an old fashioned capitalist, but I believe that a grueling day of labor deserves good pay. Oh, you don’t think being a corpse is hard work, do you? Well, I’ve seen people lined up at job fairs, I’ve seen people…
259. Monsters Like Ignoring the Warnings of the Surgeon General
258. Monsters Like that the Mute Girl is Always Psychic
Yep. The mute girl always possesses abilities to peer past the veil of reality. She communes with the dead, spirits, and the evil ghosts of the netherworld. She should probably tell you all about our dastardly schemes and plans for humanity. . . but she can’t. That’s why we love…
257. Monsters Like Entering into Unified Legal Partnerships
