Traveling can be a hassle. Hotel lobbies are sometimes sweltering, and just try being the middle seat on a packed airplane. Going places takes a lot out of you, whether you’re traveling for spring break, San Diego Comic-Con, or DragonCon in Atlanta. Your task is to make traveling fun, not…
I can’t wait. This sounds like so much fun. A party in a corn field in the middle of the night. I mean, what could be more fun? I’m sure everything will be okay. What am I wearing? High heels, of course. They’re uncomfortable, and I can’t run in them.…
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Because, you know, crossing the streams creates total protonic reversal resulting in every molecule in the human body exploding at the speed of light and stopping instantaneously all life as you know it. So, go ahead, cross those streams. Less humans equals less headache for us.
Everyone is an “Artisan” these days, making things, handcrafted, the long way. Back in my day, if you wanted to create a beautiful wax statue of a human, you would just dip a human in hot, boiling wax. But these kids today. They’re so ambitious. They probably want to carve…
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