389. Monsters Like Preserving the Memories of Loved Ones
388. Monsters Like Animal Rights
386. Monsters Like Appearing in Police Line-Ups
Consequences are for the corporeal. When you have no distinguishable features, you can basically do whatever you want.
Hellhound’s Handbook: When Horror and Virtual Reality Meet
Science has promised us the coming of Virtual Reality (VR) for years. More like decades. It will be a totally immersive experience, filling up our minds and senses and bodies with fantastic and impossible scenarios. In fact, when you step into this technology, you will no longer be able to…
385. Monsters Like Giving You Everything You Ever Dreamed of . . . for a Price
“Everyone loves something for nothing…even if it costs everything.” Stephen King said that and we couldn’t agree more. Although if we ever made a deal with the Devil, we would want a little more than some antique store knick-knacks and religious relics. We would ask for two wishes that contradicted…
Hellhound’s Handbook: Bureaucracy Strikes Again
Bureaucracy ruined my childhood. Perhaps it ruined yours too. Without it, we probably all would’ve had more fun. And what’s wrong with that? Apparently, somewhere in the Dark Ages, high school administrators got together and conspired that their main job was to keep kids from having fun, especially on school…
381. Monsters Like the Human Belief that Bringing Things Back from the Grave Means the Person or Creature Will Be Exactly Like They Were Before They Died
Just think about the logistics of resurrection for a second, will ya? When a person dies, their soul leaves their body. When a cadaver is resurrected, a new and different soul has to take its place to give life and character to the corpse. Oh, also, this new soul will…
380. Monsters Like Ignoring the FDA’s Recommendations for Daily Caloric Intake
Witches have never made great dietitians. When asked how much you should eat, or how much you should weigh, or how many sugary foods you should consume, a witch’s answer is always the same. “Just a little more, Deary. Just a little more.”
