301. Monsters Like Spiking the Punch

You think vodka and everclear loosens your victims, erm, party guests… up for the evening? Maybe, if you want to wait until the second or third drink.

You want a party? Nothing beats the fluid inside the eyeballs of Capuchin monkeys. You let those suckers steep in the punch for a few minutes, then, one sip, and you’re good to go.

Trust us.

Best. Halloween. Party. Ever.