294. Monsters Like Keeping Pets . . . FOREVER!

“When you lose someone you love, they move into a special place in your heart.”

But what if the one you love is Sparky, the funnest, most loyalest, best dog a boy could ever ask for?

I say, don’t worry about the conversion ratio between human years and dog years. I say, don’t worry about making more room in your heart for anything. If your heart is like mine, it was stuffed full of snake spit and snail shells decades ago. No room in that thing for loved ones….

If the one you love is man’s best friend, I say, don’t worry about losing him at all.

Make him live forever, instead!

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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