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483. Monsters Like Taking the Plunge

483. Monsters Like Taking the Plunge. . . . from Heaven that is. It is still the best way to become a fallen angel. Take the plunge. Step to the edge. Don’t look down. And do a swan dive. Just remember to do a black swan dive. After all, you’re joining the darkest army in the universe.

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Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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