We don’t actually recommend this in the real world. Most of the time, if you love somebody, you love everything about them. But not monsters, especially Godzilla.
His love interests must weigh like a bajillion pounds anyway. What do a few pounds extra even matter to a monster that is taller than a skyscraper?
Sure. Maybe recommending low calorie options to a monster works just fine. Maybe it even calms and appeases them. Who knows?
But we doubt Godzilla is brave enough to try to recommend a diet drink option to a human female.
Yeah, we didn’t think so, big green dude. We didn’t think so.
