368. Monsters Like Giving in to our Baser Instincts

What is the law?

Are we not men?

No. No, we’re not men. We’re man-sized animals with the strength of five men and three-inch long claws. We could stalk the average man for miles through heavy jungle and take him down before he even saw us coming.

Remind me why we want to be men, again?

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Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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