You puny mortals like to think that your sports are SOOO “extreme.”
What’s so extreme about bungee jumping or motocross? Do you really think that skydiving and snowboarding are the consummate expression of physical skill and prowess?
I mean, what do most people achieve from cave diving? A measly medal? A high five from the ladies at the bar? A few broken bones and cool scars?
That’s kinda cute. But your sports are not extreme compared to what we monsters do on our days off. If you wanna feel the utmost rush of adrenaline, don’t aim for life or death situations. Battle against being sent back to Hell, instead.
You want a real extreme sport? Try winning an exorcism.
