156. Monsters Like Serendipitously Finding Carelessly Placed Body Parts

It’s the Zombie Apocalypse. You have a lot of things on your mind. Survival, food, shelter, and that little problem of keeping the remaining human race alive.

It’s going to be a big day.

Suddenly, you’re surrounded. The zombies have you now, and they are closing in. You should have never ducked into that old farm house for cover.

You reach for a gun. It’s not there. You reach for a knife, or a sword even. Nope. Nothing.

You scan your environment for anything. And there it is. That dismembered arm from that tattered little old lady in the corner.

It’s not a machete. But the arm will have to do as you raise it above your head and start swinging into the undead horde.

Jimmy

Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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