Tag Archive: witchcraft

Mar 19 2013

221. Monsters Like Broom Closets

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We’d park the broom somewhere else, but this old castle was built centuries before the invention of garages, My Pretty.

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Dec 18 2012

181. Monsters Like Food Crafts

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If you’ve been wandering through the desert, lost for days, and you see a vending machine in the distance full of cold drinks, it’s probably a mirage. If you’re lost in the woods – and can’t find your way home because you were dumb enough to bring bird food to guide you instead of a …

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Dec 16 2012

180. Monsters Like When You Read Aloud From That Latin Spell Book

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“Absum Adustum Admonitio Adverto Abbatis Abundans Reconcilio Recuperatio” Yes. Yes. Keep reading. We’re so glad you went snooping around your recently-deceased grandfather’s old book collection. We’ve all been cramped up in the nether-world for nearly a millennium. Thanks so much for attempting to open the portal between our two worlds once again, even if you …

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Feb 17 2012

104. Monsters Like Arts and Crafts

Monster Arts and Crafts book

When you’re life’s mission is to destroy all of humanity and reopen the portal to the underworld, you’re bound to run into a few snafus every now and then. It’s common to get angry and take your frustrations out on those pesky kids and their dog. On days like that, it’s really best to just …

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Jun 10 2011

53. Monsters Like Teflon

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For thousands of years, making Witch’s Brew was a messy proposition. There used to be so much scrubbing of cauldrons afterward. The tongue of frog always stuck to the bottom of the bin. And you don’t want any of your old ingredients accidentally mixing with the new ones. That could mean the difference between rendering …

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