Tag Archive: victims

Mar 11 2012

108. Monsters Like Alliterative Killings

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This post brought to you by the letter “H”! Monsters like to kill: hippies, hipsters, homeless, hooligans, homosexuals, halfwits, hussies, and hunks.

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Oct 07 2011

78. Monsters Like Inhabiting Abandoned Houses With “Dubious” Pasts

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Monsters have been spotted living in many strange places around the world. I personally know an evil gnome who lives solely inside one of Bigfoot’s left footprints. But spooky old houses offer a number of things not available in barns, trailers, or your Uncle Rob’s duplex apartment. The rent is cheap. There is no one …

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Aug 05 2011

64. Monsters Like Hormone-Free Meat

64. Hormone-Free Meat

  See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.

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Jul 19 2011

59. Monsters Like Spotty Wiring Systems

Yeah, we don't know what any of this means, either...

One of the ways monsters like to make a powerful impression is by making their victims power-less. Literally. Monsters like to cut the power. When you’re tired, when you’re worn down, when you think you’ve finally found a storm window in the basement that hasn’t been boarded over and that maybe your skinny friend with …

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