May 10 2013
Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to get the courage up to …
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Jan 25 2013
“Sookie, I love you.” “Sookie, I’m leaving you. And I’m never coming back.” “Sookie, you know I love you for who you really are. We can be together!” Seriously? Do you think she’ll fall for that line again. You are out, buddy. Fin. Finito. Done-ski. Kicked to the curb. You are… Oh. Well, I’m sure …
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Sep 28 2012
Forget “Paris of the South.” Asheville, NC may soon be known as the “Transylvania of Appalachia.” Joshua P. Warren, Asheville resident and internationally renowned paranormal investigator, has a few new projects up his sleeve that could put the city on the map again, but this time for something a little more sinister. Warren and his …
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Jul 10 2012
Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might, they cannot bring a crystal …
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May 29 2012
Steve Unger is a world traveler, accomplished author, and historian of Dracula – both the fictional character and the historical figure on which the legend is based. His book, “In the Footsteps of Dracula,” is a travel guide and photo memoir chronicling the author’s journeys in England and Romania to each spot visited in Bram …
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Feb 10 2012
John Michaelson has acted in over two dozen film and television projects, including “Wolves of Wall Street” and John Waters’ “Cecil B. Demented.” He has also been seen in a 2-year recurring role on “All My Children.” Michaelson has been nominated several times for his one-act performances. Q. John, did you always want to act? …
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Nov 20 2011
Dear Diary, There is a New Moon out tonight. And as I sparkle in the Twilight, I find myself captivated by this enrapturing woman. She must be my girlfriend. She can go from downtrodden to vapid to uninspiring then back to hum drum in a matter of mere moments. But she is a mortal and …
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Mar 26 2011
Locals to Cookeville, TN, have found a way to ensure that their home doesn’t become the next Glendale. Kudos to the locals, and a fair warning to all vampires traveling nearby.
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