Tag Archive: robot revolution

Feb 26 2013

212. Monsters Like When our Evil Robots are Fully Charged

Low Battery Robot

Mmm. That delicious moment that all monsters work toward has finally arrived. All our plans have been drawn out. We have taken those blueprints, and built up an army of the most terrifying evil robots humanity can never defeat. The robots have been meticulously programmed. Our battle ostriches have trained tirelessly to lead the robots …

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Jan 01 2012

93. Monsters Like Wishing You a Happy New Year

New Year robot

Enjoy this year, humans. Only 355 more days until the robot takeover.

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Sep 06 2011

Stuff Monsters Like Retraction

Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers misquoted computer scientist and mad inventor Chip Cosmos in his interview “A Man with a Plan: Cosmos’ Plot to Rule the Cosmos.” Regarding his current project of developing an army of sleeper agent kitchen appliances, Dr. Cosmos was quoted as saying, “The robot revolution is here.” In fact, …

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