May 19 2011
Monsters are fashionable creatures. How else could they pull off those giant medallions with their fur? And monster style doesn’t stop at their physical appearance; it also translates to their homes. A lair has to have a style, a mood, an ambiance. It has to let trespassers know they stepped onto the wrong abandoned farmstead …
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May 06 2011
Monsters like making off with livestock. It’s free, it’s tasty, it’s readily available, it constitutes stealing, and it often gets us shot at – which makes us look cool to our friends. Stealing livestock may not be the classiest monster pass time (it’s about on par with the human pass time of cow tipping), but, …
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Apr 16 2011
Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and it turns out that cheese …
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Apr 12 2011
In 1971, General Mills began producing both the Count Chocula and Franken Berry cereals (listed alphabetically, thank you very much!). And ever since then, there has been a feud between the two cereal superstars as to who was given the first cereal sponsorship. They have fought on the screen, behind the scenes, and everywhere in …
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Apr 08 2011
It’s hard times all over. Demonic entities are taking advantage of the slump. It’s a buyer’s market, and the Angels of Evil are scooping up all the souls they can handle. Desperation is in the air. People are trading their eternal souls for pennies on the dollar. In this economy, humans are even willing to …
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Mar 15 2011
Stuff Monsters Like is brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board, sponsoring a Limbo Contest on the island every Tuesday at 7 pm. Limbo Night lost and found update: pink man-sized flip flops, cell phone charger, shrunken voodoo head, bamboo sun glasses. To reclaim your lost item, please contact the Tourism Board Office …
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Mar 15 2011
Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the netherworld. One glance into its …
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Mar 06 2011
He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead ruler of Egypt who has …
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