Dec 07 2012
These tough dudes always posture like they’re tough, but their strength is no match for the super-paranormal. No mere wedgie or noogie can stop us. We know your weaknesses. We can smell them. And after tonight, you’ll never forget them again. Who’s the Alpha Male now?
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Dec 02 2012
There’s a time to welcome your nerdy cousin into town for the weekend. There’s a time to gift-give around the family Christmas tree. There’s a time to celebrate your daughter’s graduation from third grade. And there’s a time to get to the car and drive as far away from your house – and the demon-possessed, …
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Apr 20 2012
Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of …
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Nov 11 2011
As you may recall, monsters like staying up late to kill you. However, while they’re waiting around for you wander out of the bar alone and accidentally drop your car keys in the storm drain, they like to watch the tube. Humans tend to enjoy programs hosted by humans. Us monsters like to watch movies …
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Oct 07 2011
Monsters have been spotted living in many strange places around the world. I personally know an evil gnome who lives solely inside one of Bigfoot’s left footprints. But spooky old houses offer a number of things not available in barns, trailers, or your Uncle Rob’s duplex apartment. The rent is cheap. There is no one …
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Sep 28 2011
Dear Advice Monster: I’m just a little pond monster. I want to make some friends, but everyone wants to play with the big lake monster up the road. What should I do? Signed, Wet and Whiny Dear Whiny: Have you tried starting your friendships by kidnapping people and pulling them down to the depths with …
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Sep 02 2011
To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the sizzle and pop of meat …
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Jun 06 2011
Dear Advice Monster: My big sister is really mean to me. I am only 5 years old. What should I do? Chrissy Dear Chrissy: Have you ever tried hiding in her closet until she’s asleep so you can eat her toes? If not, give it a shot. That seems to help with all the people …
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May 26 2011
July 27 Because Monsters are People Too Join us this day to show appreciation to the monsters in our lives. Take your favorite monster (or monster toy) with you to work, school, or play. Show it off. Amaze your friends. Baffle your boss. Frighten your psychiatrist. And don’t forget to send us a photo of …
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