Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.
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Sep 02 2011
To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the sizzle and pop of meat …
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