Tag Archive: Meat

Feb 17 2013

208. Monsters Like Agrarian Jobs, Like Being Butchers

UFO takes cows

Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.

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Sep 02 2011

72. Monsters Like Cookouts

72. Cookouts

To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the sizzle and pop of meat …

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