Tag Archive: Kidnapping

Mar 02 2012

106. Monsters Like Prematurely Revealing Their Evil Plots

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The only thing more dangerous to an evil genius than their oversized ego is bad timing. Super villains always have strong motivators for capturing damsels, destroying cities, and creating an apocalypse. It’s important that the good guy understand their perspective. Even more important is revealing just how they created their weapons of mass explosion and …

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Dec 27 2010

22. Monsters Like Fearless, Immodest Women

blacklagoon

Hanging around the murky depths of the lagoon all day makes it hard for an eligible monster to meet chicks. When the opportunity presents itself, any swamp freak worth its gills should jump at the chance. Many girls who visit the lagoon just sit on the banks, maybe throw a few stones into the water. …

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Nov 17 2010

11. Monsters Like Kidnapping Women

11. Kidnapping Women

Much like video game players or motorists who place point values on hitting people in the street, monsters get points for kidnapping women. Women are fun to chase – even your average bar-going man agrees – the good ones put up a good fight when they’re caught, and kidnapped women always make the 12:00 news. …

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