Tag Archive: Hogson Shivers

Aug 31 2012

Stuff Monsters Like Retraction

Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers presented his report: “5 Ways to Prevent Moon Bandit Attacks.” Regretfully, we have discovered that his notes became mixed up with those for a different story. In fact, number four (“never feed them after midnight”) has no effect on moon bandits, but is a very important rule when …

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Jun 12 2012

Hogson Shivers Exclusive

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This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new article that spells fun for the whole family!: “Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails: How to Reanimate a Dismembered Corpse, and Other Fun Summer Back Yard Projects.”

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Nov 30 2011

Hogson Shivers Exclusive

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This Tuesday, intrepid reporter Hogson Shivers provides full coverage of the latest Monster Congress initiative. Read his report: “Five Food Groups Now More Filling: Congress Declares Humans a Vegetable.”

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Sep 06 2011

Stuff Monsters Like Retraction

Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers misquoted computer scientist and mad inventor Chip Cosmos in his interview “A Man with a Plan: Cosmos’ Plot to Rule the Cosmos.” Regarding his current project of developing an army of sleeper agent kitchen appliances, Dr. Cosmos was quoted as saying, “The robot revolution is here.” In fact, …

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Aug 12 2011

Hogson Shivers Exclusive

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This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new article featuring interviews with top celebrities and political aficionados: “Death Rays, Manta Rays, and Billy Ray Cyrus – A weapons expert to the stars reveals this year’s best-selling killing machines.”

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Mar 10 2011

Hogson Shivers Exclusive

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This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new exclusive article featuring blow-out coverage and in-depth interviews. “Psychotics and the Mothers Who Love Them”

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Feb 07 2011

Stuff Monsters Like Exclusive

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This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new article about an under-reported problem in the monster community. “Mad No More: One Scientist’s Journey to Redefine His Affliction as a Pre-Occupied Pathologically-Aggressive Who Seeks Valid and Provable Conclusions.”

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