May 10 2013
Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to get the courage up to …
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Apr 26 2013
Bjork? B-please. She ain’t got nothing on us. Cher – let me “cher” something with you. Prince? You ain’t no prince of darkness. Adelle. Let me A-tell you somethin’. The best, bloodiest, and most bone-shattering monsters have been going by one name for literally centuries. You can jump on the one-name bandwagon if you want …
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Apr 12 2013
Mortals don’t have enough time anymore to make every meeting face to face. Technology is a wonderful tool. Humans can converse with people halfway across the world if they possess the right software. But what if you want to converse with someone halfway across the netherworld? Well, we monsters have a technology for that too. …
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Apr 09 2013
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
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Mar 29 2013
The phone rings and the creepy voice on the other end tells me I have 7 days to live. Um, is that how this works? Shouldn’t you kill me now? I mean, I’ve seen other monster movies, and they always die right away. What’s up with waiting a week? I don’t get it. I guess …
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Feb 03 2013
The man who invented Sherlock Holmes believed in us. He is one of the most read authors in the entire world. Oh, and you think you’re too smart to believe in ghosts? You’re funny.
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Dec 14 2012
We see you there, looking at yourself in the foggy medicine cabinet mirror. You look so lonely. Like you need company. Ooh. We’ve got an idea. When you open your medicine cabinet, then close it, we’ll be standing right behind you in the mirror. That’s exactly what you were hoping for, right?
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Nov 25 2012
You fix your makeup. We’ll plot your death. Image taken from fullvocal on DeviantArt.
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Nov 06 2012
I’ve been haunting this house for decades, and I see it every time. You’re a cute, young family with a dog. Or a cat. You think you’ve found a nice, structurally sound house in the suburbs. In fact, you got an awesome deal on the closing cost! Your life is where you want it, and …
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Oct 19 2012
Nothing makes the story of a horrific tragedy more frightening than when the location is named after it. Buildings, forests, mountains. It doesn’t matter. By proxy, the place becomes even more terrifying when you name it after some poor, wandering soul. Someone who is believed to have died there by some gruesome circumstances. Someone who …
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