Tag Archive: destruction

Sep 09 2011

73. Monsters Like Escaping Their Captors

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Humans always place a priority on getting away from their evil captors. But sometimes the tables are turned, and it is us monsters trying to get away from menacing human mobs. Do you really think you can keep us captured? I’ve escaped the clutches of death and Hell, and you place me in chains? You …

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Feb 07 2011

28. Monsters Like Creating an Apocalypse

28. Creating an Apocalypse

Aside from stamp collecting and rowing crew, working to destroy the universe is a monster‘s favorite pass time. And every monster worth his weight in slime knows that a definite first step to destroying the universe is to create an apocalypse. Creating an apocalypse will get you some attention. There’s no better way to show …

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Feb 04 2011

27. Monsters Like the Full Moon

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The moon is better than the sun. Period. Nobody gets third degree moonburns. When the moon is out, it doesn’t think it’s so good that it has to block out other cool things, like stars. The moon is cooler, calmer, crisp and magical, and not self-centered or overbearing at all. When the moon slowly disappears, …

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