Jan 10 2013
Are you a fan of outrageous, bloody, disgusting, gory deaths? Do you want to see body parts flying every which way? Are you waiting for yet another ear canal damaging shriek, and are longing to see a scantily clad girl fall down just before she’s about to be out of the killer’s reach? If that …
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Dec 27 2012
So, 2012 has brought us a few lackluster or unsurprising events: the same President, the last trinumeral date of the century, an almost apocalypse, and … drum roll … Silent Hill: Revelation. And out of all of the money-wasting atrocities that could have been perpetrated upon on the public, the question is, “Why, oh why, …
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Sep 09 2012
Do you do okay in tight spaces? Ever feel like you have just entirely too much free space? You’re not claustrophobic, are you? If you’ve answered yes to any or all of these questions then I highly suggest watching the astonishingly good film, Buried. Putting this into the horror section of your local DVD rental …
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Jul 29 2012
Recently I was attacked by the realization that I have not seen a good monster horror flick in a while. So I popped The Mist into my DVD player to remedy this. That is The Mist, not to be confused with The Fog, which would be a horrible and grievous error. Yuck. Anyway, The Mist …
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Jul 08 2012
While I was pondering what would be a good first line for this review, something to really grab your attention, it dawned on me that all I really need to ask is “Do you want to be freaked out?” I mean legitimately freaked out, like possibly verging on actually scared. Well, if you have the …
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Jun 17 2012
If a sequel is supposed to up the ante of the first movie in order to help build a franchise, then The Human Centipede II does just that. But not in the normal terms that you would think. We’re not talking bigger budget and better actors here. There’s no eye popping CGI sequences or sexy …
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Jun 03 2012
Oh, what can possibly be said about The Human Centipede other than “gross and disturbing?” If you’re at all into the weird and unsettling than you have no doubt heard of this film. It falls directly into the category of what I like to call Grotesque European Cinema. With that in mind we shall delve …
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May 25 2012
In the Footsteps of Dracula: A Personal Journey and Travel Guide. 2nd Edition. Steven P. Unger. New York: World Audience, Inc., 2010. 273 pages. So…it’s a vampire book? Close, it’s a book about a vampire book. Scratch that – a book about the vampire book. Twilight can suck it. Pun intended. More than just an …
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May 20 2012
Not enough nuclear holocaust in your life? Feeling a bit bored with an everyday, boring civilized existence? Then I’ve got the solution: Sit down and immediately watch The Divide. Sprouting tension practically from the opening credits, we are immediately thrust into following the journey of a small group of survivors that are taking refuge in …
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Apr 29 2012
Have you been saying to yourself lately, “I’d really like to see an 80’s-style horror flick with gruesome deaths, sex, and an intriguing story line”? Even if you haven’t, The Cabin in the Woods is worth the ticket price. In a tried and true Craven/Carpenter-esque style, Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard bring us a complex …
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