Mar 24 2013
Oh, Boy! It’s just what we always wanted. A cute and fuzzy bunny rabbit. Even if it’s not a bunny, we’ll take it. Duck? No problem. Just slap some fuzzy ears on him. But he’d better keep those ears on. And We’ll hug him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George.
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Apr 20 2012
Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of …
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Apr 04 2011
Everything looks bigger in the dark, and monsters have no problem taking advantage where they can. Monsters love hyperbole. It makes their job scaring the be-Jesus out of people much easier. It’s good for their self-esteem, too. The Glendale Police Department has files and files of inaccurate eyewitness reports. A lady says she was attacked …
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