Face it. Men are suckers for a crying woman. As soon as the tears start flowing, a man’s entire set of defenses falls in the face of her sorrow. (Or her contrived sorrow, depending on how good she is at crying on cue.) He is suddenly at her mercy, ready to do whatever it takes …
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Jul 10 2012
132. Monsters Like Slurping Blood
Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might, they cannot bring a crystal …
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Aug 26 2011
70. Monsters Like Interrupting Grooming Routines
There’s something about the stark white of bathroom tiles that screams to monsters. Maybe it’s our entropic need for chaos. Maybe it just hits us in our need to be naughty. Maybe we just crave a little more color where there is none. Whatever the reason, monsters like making bathrooms messy. Monsters especially love making …
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Aug 02 2011
63. Monsters Like Bad Special Effects
WARNING: This post contains vague film history and trivia. Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, may also be the grandfather of kitchen condiment special effects. Not worried about matching realistic colors on black and white film, he used chocolate syrup to create the bloody shower scene in Psycho (1960). Thus began the popularity of using …
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