Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.
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Jul 08 2012
Ready for a Freakout?: An SML Review of “The Fourth Kind”
While I was pondering what would be a good first line for this review, something to really grab your attention, it dawned on me that all I really need to ask is “Do you want to be freaked out?” I mean legitimately freaked out, like possibly verging on actually scared. Well, if you have the …
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Apr 22 2012
Hug A Monster Day: A History in Pictures
As we gear up for Hug A Monster Day 2012, we have a lot of great things planned! Keep a close eyeball on Stuff Monsters Like for updates, information about our photo contest, and some do-it-yourself craft projects, specially designed by the minions at the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. And don’t forget to …
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Jan 10 2012
96. Monsters Like Invading Earth and Showing Earthlings Just Where They Fall in the Food Chain
Millions of years of evolution means nothing to the beings from Gorgulon 7.
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Sep 13 2011
74. Monsters Like 9-1-1 Services
Hello. Calm down. What? Outer Space Zombies have taken over the minds of everyone in town? Of course I believe you. Thanks for letting me know where you are and that you are safe. Now just stay there. I will be right over.
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