May 20 2013

The Inconceivable Gypsy Jim: First a New World Record, Now Your Best Psychic in Asheville!

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The Inconceivable Gypsy Jim was relieved of the title of the Elusive Gypsy Jim when he made his first public appearance at GeekOut on May 4, 2013. Our audience felt the chills and thrills of a true psychic’s mystifying power. They marveled at Gypsy Jim’s accuracy. They were honored to have him gaze upon his …

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May 19 2013

247. Monsters Like Running With Sharp Objects

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May 17 2013

246. Monster Like Stealing the Spotlight

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You think being around your family is tough? I bet you aren’t fighting your own brother for the love of a bewitching lady in front of an audience of millions. Sibling rivalries are tough when you’re a working monster, trying to host a successful comic series and late night television show. All I want to …

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May 14 2013

245. Monsters Like that Grave Robbing and Body Snatching Are Treated as Completely Different Crimes Under the Law

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Whether your purpose is to reclaim your Great Aunt Edna’s ruby or just your Great Aunt Edna, it’s important to know your rights in the eyes of the law. You probably have none.

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May 12 2013

244. Monsters Like Being Good Parents

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When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you that there’s a conspiracy against …

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May 10 2013

243. Monsters Like Rent-Free Living

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Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to get the courage up to …

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May 09 2013

Hellhounds Handbook: Need A Good Job? 4 Effective Ways to Mourn For the Dead For Fun and Profit

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Would you come to my funeral and cry if I paid you? Funerals are supposed to be dismal and depressing. We’re told the dead are in a better place, or their passing was for the best because they were suffering. Many people like to remind us that the recently-deceased are now angels. Whatever happens after …

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May 08 2013

Celeb Interview: Artist and Illustrator Trevor Denham

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Trevor Denham is an artist and magazine illustrator from Mad Monster Magazine, among several others. He received a BFA from Ringling College of Art and Design, and has created creatures, storyboards, and graphic novels in addition to his signature pen and ink illustrations. The Head Monsters met Denham at the Mad Monster Party in Charlotte, NC …

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May 07 2013

242. Monsters Like Television

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It’s still the easiest way for an evil poltergeist to enter your home and begin wrecking your things and making you think you’re really crazy.

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May 05 2013

241. Monsters Like Sleeping in on Sundays

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Oh, man. Friday and Saturday nights are where it’s at. There are just SO many attractive young women to stalk as they cut through alleyways on their way back to the car. And so many teenagers neglecting their babysitting duties to make out with their boyfriends. And so many dumb college kids taking breaks from …

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