247. Monsters Like Running With Sharp Objects

rabbitholeavl — Sun, 19 May 2013 12:57:36 +0000

246. Monster Like Stealing the Spotlight

rabbitholeavl — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:09:10 +0000

You think being around your family is tough? I bet you aren’t fighting your own brother for the love of a bewitching lady in front of an audience of millions. Sibling rivalries are tough when you’re a working monster, trying to host a successful comic series and late night television show. All I want to …

245. Monsters Like that Grave Robbing and Body Snatching Are Treated as Completely Different Crimes Under the Law

rabbitholeavl — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:09:44 +0000

Whether your purpose is to reclaim your Great Aunt Edna’s ruby or just your Great Aunt Edna, it’s important to know your rights in the eyes of the law. You probably have none.

244. Monsters Like Being Good Parents

rabbitholeavl — Sun, 12 May 2013 14:20:14 +0000

When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you that there’s a conspiracy against …

243. Monsters Like Rent-Free Living

rabbitholeavl — Fri, 10 May 2013 13:12:23 +0000

Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to get the courage up to …