Category Archive: Top 5/Top 10 Lists

Feb 07 2013

Give Your Love Your Heart this Valentine’s Day

5 of Hearts

Monsters love getting dressed up and stealing someone’s date. When we do it up, we do it up right. So, this Valentines Day, why not show your loved ones how much you care about them by giving them a gift from your heart? Better yet, why not save your heart, and give them someone else’s …

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Dec 04 2012

6 Monstrously Fun Christmas Gifts

5. Putrid Flesh Sofa
To be honest, we don’t know if this is actually for sale, but if it is, it’s at the top of our wish list!

Until the Haunted Mansion gets that book-movie-action figure franchise deal we’ve been hoping for, we can’t inundate you with SML swag for the whole family. Sorry. But we did have our minions scour the internet for a few fun gift ideas for the holiday season. We recommend you give your gifts a few days early. …

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Oct 30 2012

13 Last-Minute Halloween Gifts for the Monster You Love

12. Silver Bullet Mints - Freshen your breath and ward off lycanthropes.

Wow. October 30th got here faster than expected! You’ve got less than 24 hours to find the perfect gift for your date to the Halloween party down the street. But what do you get? A severed head? Too hard to wrap. Make a magic potion? But you’re out of eye of newt… Not to fear, …

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Jun 30 2012

Top 10 Song Title Suggestions for “Lunar Aid 1985″

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The Head Monsters at SML have been raising funds all month for a journey into space. It is our dream to fly to the moon, build a moon base, and kick back with a new view of the waning Earth and a guitar to write a folk album. Our endeavor has attracted attention from readers …

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Jun 23 2011

Top 10 Changes You’ll See When Our New Robot Overlords Take Over the World

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    10.   “The Iron Giant” declared Best Movie Ever       9.    If you lose to a computer on Jeopardy, you die     8.   Roombas now have a Union         7.   You must hail to your new boss, the Speak ‘n’ Spell       …

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May 02 2011

Top 5 People We’re Sacrificing to the Volcano

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5. Tom Hanks as Joe 4. Mayor of Glendale 3. Charlie Sheen, because his Tiger Blood appeases the Gods 2. The last virgin on the Island 1. Little Timmy (that well doesn’t look so bad now, does it?)

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