May 17 2013
You think being around your family is tough? I bet you aren’t fighting your own brother for the love of a bewitching lady in front of an audience of millions. Sibling rivalries are tough when you’re a working monster, trying to host a successful comic series and late night television show. All I want to …
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May 14 2013
Whether your purpose is to reclaim your Great Aunt Edna’s ruby or just your Great Aunt Edna, it’s important to know your rights in the eyes of the law. You probably have none.
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May 12 2013
When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you that there’s a conspiracy against …
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May 10 2013
Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to get the courage up to …
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May 07 2013
It’s still the easiest way for an evil poltergeist to enter your home and begin wrecking your things and making you think you’re really crazy.
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May 05 2013
Oh, man. Friday and Saturday nights are where it’s at. There are just SO many attractive young women to stalk as they cut through alleyways on their way back to the car. And so many teenagers neglecting their babysitting duties to make out with their boyfriends. And so many dumb college kids taking breaks from …
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May 03 2013
You think it makes you look cute. We think it makes you look easier to catch and eat.
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Apr 30 2013
Kids these days and their cell phones. Us old-timey monsters didn’t have such luxuries 20 years ago. If we wanted to call our victim before slaying them, we had to make do with what we had. When we were staked out quietly in an upstairs closet, all we had were the home’s landlines. But it …
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Apr 28 2013
There’s a fine line (and only one consonant) between laughter and slaughter. Some of the more sadistic killers out there like to work a little humor into their plots to destroy you. Sometimes, they like to crash the party uninvited, and wreak havoc on your home with as many guests as they can fit into …
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Apr 26 2013
Bjork? B-please. She ain’t got nothing on us. Cher – let me “cher” something with you. Prince? You ain’t no prince of darkness. Adelle. Let me A-tell you somethin’. The best, bloodiest, and most bone-shattering monsters have been going by one name for literally centuries. You can jump on the one-name bandwagon if you want …
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