Dear Advice Monster: I’m just a little pond monster. I want to make some friends, but everyone wants to play with the big lake monster up the road. What should I do? Signed, Wet and Whiny Dear Whiny: Have you tried starting your friendships by kidnapping people and pulling them down to the depths with …
Category Archive: Monster Advice Column
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Jun 06 2011
Monster Advice Column
Dear Advice Monster: My big sister is really mean to me. I am only 5 years old. What should I do? Chrissy Dear Chrissy: Have you ever tried hiding in her closet until she’s asleep so you can eat her toes? If not, give it a shot. That seems to help with all the people …
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