I think you humans underestimate the amount of planning, effort, and preparation that goes into creating a global apocalypse. It’s a project that takes up more of a monster’s time than we care to admit.
And while we’re busy tracking down black market uranium on Craigslist, sometimes we let our daily duties fall through the cracks – like kidnapping women, eating little girls, and playing with your engine while you’re not looking.
Our bumbling sidekicks can never be trusted. But we know one person we can always count on to help us finish our acts of terror: our butler.
Because the job is more than drying dishes and answering the doorbell.
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- 2. Monsters Like Eating Little Girls
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