117. Monsters Like Manicures

Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails!

My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of in-teresting people, too. I’m always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people.

Now let’s dip our patties in the water!

 

 

 

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