Hey there. It’s me. Yeah. The monster from the catacombs. What Up?
Did I scare you? I hope so. Just taking a little break from hiding in the shadows. Thought I would come and see what the Stage manager has stashed in the fridge.
Oooh! Sunny D!
I guess you already knew I was up here. The creepy organ music always gives me away.
Straight up Baroque style. Gangsta represent.
Can’t seem to sneak up on girls anymore.
You don’t have to scream so loudly, shorty. No one can hear you.
Besides, I’m not gonna hurt you. I just wanted a snack.
Okay already. Don’t trip. I’m leaving.
First, don’t you want to see what’s beneath my mask?
I’m just messing with you.
Peace out.
But I am taking the Sunny D.
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