May 18

120. Disembodied Limbs

Who’s to say that without a body you can no longer be useful?

Some of our best friends and favorite house members are disembodied limbs. They have trouble speaking for themselves, so let us vocalize their wonderful attributes.

Disembodied limbs can fetch the mail, change the television channel, or assist with the knitting. They can help you find the matches and light your cigar. Or turn over the record in the player so you don’t have to stop your tango. They give the most amazing head massages. And many are excellent arm wrestlers – even if they don’t have an arm!

We raise a goblet to our incredible hand-servants, and we say:

THANK YOU, Thing.

May 15

GeekOut 2012 and the Zombie Prom: We had a Great Time!

The Head Monsters of Stuff Monsters Like were invited to present at last weekend’s GeekOut 2012 – Asheville’s own multi-genre convention.

If you weren’t able to make our panel, we had a lively discussion about how to start your own holiday, piss off celebrities, purchase a celestial body, and still have time to take over the world! We also tried to get to the bottom of why some remakes are terrible, or just terribly tragic, and why some actually manage to redeem the franchise.

Come back for updates as we post the audio for the entire panel.

Plucky Chicken goes straight for the brains!

B.A.R.T. makes his first convention appearance to promote Hug a Monster Day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For more photos of GeekOut, check out our Facebook page or click here.

Ashtoberfest, the creator’s behind Asheville’s Zombie Walk, allowed us to help organize this year’s Zombie Prom – the official closing event of GeekOut 2012.

We danced, drank, gave away awesome prizes from our amazing local sponsors, and gathered together to attack the bar staff and eat their brains.

Ashtoberfest has posted their recap of the event, along with a set of photos, here: Zombie Prom Recap.

Lots of cool events lined up over the next few months, including our Hug A Monster Day celebration! Can’t wait to see what happens at GeekOut 2013!

May 12

119. Mother’s Day

Because a monster’s best friend is his mother.

May 11

“Scare Tactics” Slated for Production in Fall 2012

The Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory recently got wind of a new horror project by writer, director, and actor Gregory Blair. “Scare Tactics,” slated to start filming in the fall, is about a man recovering from a coma at a cabin in the woods when his lost memories start coming back to haunt him… and attack him.

Bill Oberst, Jr. will star as Grafton Torn, a man teetering on the edge of madness as he faces nightmares that may be memories, may be images from the stories he created, or may possibly be more.

The project has secured the historic Kelly Gulch cabin for the film – the location used in “Friday the 13th Part IV.”

It seems like all the elements are there: creepy cabin, consistently spooky actor, unlikely plot with drugs, nightmares, and head games. Let’s hope the film takes us to all the places “Secret Window” should have.

Here’s the project’s official press release:

PIX/SEE Productions announces new horror film SCARE TACTICS!

Pre-production has begun on SCARE TACTICS, a horror film to feature international sensation Bill Oberst, Jr.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Award winning Gregory Blair will direct horror film favorite Bill Oberst, Jr. in SCARE TACTICS—a twisted valentine to the genre. Blair, who also penned the script, says “Horror is fun to write. I get goose bumps writing the stuff; that’s when I know it’s working.”

“Gregory has a talent for writing great scripts,” co-producer Roxy Shih of Good Kids Productions said. “SCARE TACTICS totally freaked me out and I knew I wanted to be involved!”

Bill Oberst, Jr. is virtually a horror icon. His unsettling screen presence has haunted dozens of horror films and his role in “Take This Lollipop”–the most popular (and frightening) application in Facebook history has made him an international phenomenon.

In SCARE TACTICS, Bill plays horror film writer Grafton Torn for whom hypnotherapy and nightmares reveal memories that might or might not be real…and that might or might not be deadly.

“I’m usually the bad guy,” Oberst says. “But SCARE TACTICS lets me be the one getting tormented. The question is…by who? Or what? It’s great because all of the horror fans I know are bored with clichés. SCARE TACTICS plays with all the clichés and twists them around. So it’s really fun.”

Blair recently took top honors in the Horror Screenwriting Contest for another horror screenplay, THE SISTERHOOD. That’s when he approached Bill with SCARE TACTICS.

“We had been talking about working together,” Blair says. “THE SISTERHOOD wasn’t the right vehicle for Bill, but SCARE TACTICS seemed a perfect fit. How fun would it be, we both thought, to have Bill on the other end of the hatchet for a change?”

Blair and Oberst are betting it will be fun. Bloody good fun.

To help fund the project and get a credit in the film, you can donate to the film’s fundraising campaign.

More more info about the film, staff, and stars, click one of the links below:

Official Website: www.scaretacticsthemovie.com

Facebook Page: facebook.com/scaretacticsthemovie

Twitter: @ScareTactics1

 

For more about SML favorite Bill Oberst, Jr., click here.

May 08

Celeb Name Puns: We Jumped on the Bandwagon

 

For other celebrity name puns, click here.

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